And here I am with a 99 solara I paid $1650 for and have sunk about $4k into over the last 18 months because I bought a beater Toyota to save money and now I literally can’t get out. Also the AC hasn’t worked since I bought it, but a clutch, brake calipers, parking brake, front axles, tires, etc all keep jumping in…

Knowing Pat Sajak makes me believe he supplied and approved a couple bottles of Captain Morgan to the dome before last night’s episode.

Gross, I was thinking it was more like trick or treating...

I’ve been following Senzatela through the minors so I became a Rockies fan by default this year watching all of his starts....wow, I’m bought in this year, this team is special.

That’s not beer, it’s Bud Light. I applaud Kevin for his taste. I love plenty of cheap swill beer but Bud Light is something all together more foul.

Holy shit, was not expecting to see Pitty Sing here. Exquisite taste, sir!

It’s a court named after a Court that’s actually an arena? Those Aussies really are upside down.

“The second reason the NHL doggedly clings to warm-weather spots may not become apparent for decades.”

I Heard

I was in car sales for awhile, and when someone rolled in with green caps on their wheels it was literally a guaranteed add-ons sale when positioned properly.

Had to pull up the Character Map for this one!

Holy shit, I take like 2-3 years off from watching hockey and he’s Marlon Brando now

3 paragraphs in the press release and not a single bit of empathy for the girl who can’t just enjoy the last days of middle school, what a tone-deaf reply from a school system terrified of losing that corporate cash because of a fucking logo placement.

Holy shit, this is like a perfect replay of an incident I saw in a junior hockey game, complete with a trashcan flip and misappropriated racial slurs. Get this dude a stick and some gloves!

Anecdotal evidence suggests a lot of loans are way underwater even before they drive off the lot. I seem to know an infinite amount of people who have leased a 2014 charger while rolling in the $6 grand of underwater debt from their 2011 cobalt

The catholic work ethic and persecution complex comes out in full force during Bills tailgates

Watching Robles a few times I’ve got this suspicion that he could hack it right now in the bigs, but I don’t know if he’s any huge jump over Michael Taylor right now. Robles is a special prospect and I would think the Nats plans with him revolve around avoiding super 2, but he could be a dark horse September guy.

If that clown was on my team I’d trade him straight up for Oleg Kvasha

He heard of the new cross-border entertainment effort “It Just Donned On Me” featuring Trump and Cherry lambasting Russians, and he’s just trying to get his way on there.

In a strange way I’m a little less worried about LaVar...something about a father who did successfully raise a family of world class athletes riding on the coattails of their achievements is a little easier to swallow than giant corporations doing the same. Lonzo seems like all things considered he has his head on…