stephwerner
Steph Werner
stephwerner

Speaking of attacking a black person, he dropped this load this afternoon:

Right? Five-hour workdays, burgers in bed, warm-weather vacations EVERY WEEKEND? I could live with that!

I think “I used to know her” is thinly veiled “I’ll come out with false stories from years ago that will discredit her in the eyes of my stupid, stupid supporters.”

On a karmic level, yes.

Sweet Fancy Moses I want Trumpster to get eaten alive on live television be teenagers who are more eloquent than he could ever be. This way there would be no way for his Troll Queen Huckabee or Faux Ewwws to spin the story. There it would be in black and white. Those who have been on the pot and haven’t shit would now

Starred for those Cordelia Chase gifs. I love that woman.

Interestingly he has the same speech pattern - emphatic statements, general know-it-all irritation, and word repetition. Basically, low-vocabulary bluster - it just worked better for him before cognitive decline

owned by high school kids. What a huge orange baby that “man” is.

He could still use words then, in a somewhat coherent manner. And long words too.

I wish I was President because it seems like he has a ton of time to watch TV.

I adore her. I can’t even pinpoint why, she is just generally spectacular. And her style is amazing. I love her red carpet choices.

Oh! And can I say a I adore Sarah Paulson’s resting bitch face. She has this warm, huggable, two dozen cookies smile, and then without warning BOOM!

VERSAILLES reflective!

Christ on a crutch, I don’t even know what “twee” means.

“very” is definitely not a word that goes with reflective. Not some tarnished antique mirror of reflection, but we’re talking Hubble telescope micron level clarity reflection! Despite the fact that I now enjoy that last sentence I’m assuming he wasn’t intending a hyperbolic simile.

HEY, NOW.

He probably assumes they’re friends because she’s been polite to him in the past in public settings. The same as me thinking I’m friends with a celeb because they happen to smile in my direction.

Funerals are in progress for the murdered kids in Florida and the president is busy golfing and trying to provoke Oprah. This is our world.

Yes, I want someone to run for president because they felt bullied to do so. It turned out so well the last time someone felt like they had to save face by running because the were called it at the WHCD.