My number one money goal was to track every dime I’m spending. It has been working. I revisited my budget to reflect last year’s total actual spending and then used the 50/30/20 method to divide it up. I’m ahead on savings, and I’ve been very careful about my discretionary spending (with the occasional blow out on…

I just found my family in South Dakota. We went on a road trip covering over 1,000 miles. They were absolutely delightful and amenable until they started with “Unions steal jobs; Mexicans are lazy drifters; Indians were given lovely homes but they sold everything in them that wasn’t nailed down in order to buy…

There would have been bitchy whispers about families who buy their own furniture. I mean she already had to smile and grit her teeth to some horrible British whothefuckisthis royal person wearing blackamoor jewlery like “oopsie look at my mistake!” If she didn’t come out swinging with a tasteful couture understated…

Ill go to my grave arguing that they do.

Carpe hat! Just wear a fancy one and ignore the stares. You’ll start a new trend!

OOh could you imagine her hat? What a wasted opportunity.

You’re reminding me a lot of Joker. Another self pitying dude who liked hijacking threads for his own struggles.

I just want to mention David Beckham is still dreamy af.

Why is Karen Spencer wearing purple? Isn’t that a color reserved for Royalty? Or has that rule gone the way of no white after Labor Day?

I love Princess Anne. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture of her, even smiling, in which she didn’t look like she was itching to smack someone.

Winfrey’s hat is terrible. Since it comes so far down her skull, it looks two sizes too big. I can’t help wondering if the milliner hated Winfrey and “pulled a Krupp” on her to deliberately eff her over.

Too bad they couldn’t invite Harry’s friends the Obamas — had to avert Trump jealous nastiness. Imagine how beautiful Michelle would have been and how much they would have enjoyed the inclusive ceremony.

So if Sussex is south, Wessex is west, Essex is east..

Look who’s back!

Did anyone else feel a huge surge of disappointment when Beatrice and Eugenie stepped out of their car? Their hats at Kate’s wedding were ICONIC. I was really hoping they’d go for it once again.

Well, today I learned that hats aren’t a thing in American weddings. I love a hat, especially for a wedding- you’re missing out! Hat shopping is ace!

Two Word: Serena Williams.

It breaks my heart to hear you yearn for a hat. Wear what you want, girl!

Hats were awesome but my favorite part was after Meghan and Harry left their wedding ceremony in a carriage.

Uh... did you read the article? You do understand how percentages work, right? I’m going to guess that you were so excited about the opportunity to comment about your rapidly rising income, that you jumped down here to comment right away. Keep doing what you are doing (I’m going to guess marketing: likes to talk about…