You know, she sounds like my horrible, terrible, mean ass narcissistic mother. The endless, changing lies. The fake victimhood, despite having been the perpetrator of the harm, not the unfortunate recipient. Boo fucking hoo, lady.

Shit. That’s where I’ve been strangling geese all these years. Right in front of my vegetarian wife too. Where should I do that? Kitchen, basement, bedroom, bathroom? 

I prefer to strangle my mule...not everywhere.

Yes it’s a very strange choice of words that keeps getting used over and over.

This is such a strange story. Like...did she try to kill him a bunch of times in small ways? It just doesn’t seem like he’d have a particularly high probability of dying in this scenario, even without the paddle. But it’s really terrible he did. Poor dude.

I’m puzzled that there’s two other instances of this by Jez, and in both occasions it was mentioned by commenters and it continues to happen. I’m used to writers making post-edits on here for typos and grammatical errors quickly. What’s the deal?

I know she’s divorced now, but she’s got to be really desperate to want to fuck a song that badly.

it’s gross and wrong. I don’t get to treat people that way just because it happens to me

I think all the paint just fell off my living room walls

Who would have thought someone who released a song titled “Let’s Get Retarded” may not be the greatest arbiter of taste?

This is like the fifth article on this site about this case that has said that this woman was accused of “deflating” a kayak that cannot possibly be deflated. If you guys don’t care about facts, why should we.

Only uncouth savages strangle the goose in the living room.

Will Ferrell doing an imitation of Fergie singing the national anthem would have been better than Fergie singing the national anthem.

Nope, it’s vulgar and she sux for twattering this nonsense.

Leslie Jones isn’t a gift for objectifying athletes, sorry.

And she’s getting paid for doing this, which ups the ick factor for me. Just... No.

It’s gross when anybody does it tbh

why is this okay?

Britney is all of us

So joyous, so happy. I am in love with Gus and Adam. And GAWD DAMN does Gus have a hottie. That might just be the most attractive couple on the planet.