So, 1D actually didn’t bother much with choreography, to the point that they openly mocked synchronized choreo in their music videos. (“Best Song Ever” is a great example of this for many reasons.)

i don’t approve of filming video while driving. that shit is dangerous. if you got something to say. pull over and say it.

i do support passion regarding minute mundane things.

people harping on this woman for being a moron and not knowing roman vs romaine lettuce. whatever. cast your stones...

I think he’s gonna regret that hand tattoo when he’s older

Maybe he shouldn’t have been such a dick to that old lady that showed up to his castle all those years ago.

“Rita Ora has been waiting a lifetime for love”

I saw “Secretary” recently and it made me so angry that she even ripped off the name “Mr. Grey.” Seriously?!

The worst cursiest curse of all curses. Poor sad and cursed boy band boy.

The most choreography that I remember from footage of their shows was the person singing the lead vocals/solo stepped to the front, and then stepped back to let the next person soloing go to the front.

ME TOO! I assumed it’s because I am An Old. I simply can not be emotionally engaged with a song that is primarily autotuned like this. I can’t buy into whatever the song is about. Autotune is jarring and it just makes me think the vocalist is a shitty singer and needs the boost. And get off my fucking lawn.

Barf.

Ugh, did they film that video at Oheka Castle? Omigod, they totally did. Lame.

Is Hailee Steinfeld’s song getting a video too?

I guess I assumed that they’d at least develop a sense of rhythm by osmosis. Apparently not the case!

But he has like 30 tattoos. That’s like the official trademark of leaving a boyband.

They ALL moved soooo awkwardly. There wasn’t a single dancer in the bunch.

It’s Fifty Shades Freed not Free

I don’t understand how he was in a band for years and yet moves so awkwardly. I actually like some of his music but I have so much secondhand embarrassment watching him perform.

That was magnificently scathing.

So does Liam Payne turn back to a human prince at the end or does the final rose petal fall and he has to stay a boyband boy forever

They look like the word “struggle” made sentient and, split in two because, this struggle is so huge, it takes two flesh vessels to contain.