This took 20 minutes to read because my brain couldn’t process the madness. Give Sandeep ALL the m’fuckin money. And health insurance for life...she needs to get tested for errrrrrything.

Ew. Ew. Ew. *shudder* 

But do they have health benefits?

There’s a cartoon by Gahan Wilson that shows him painting one of his monstrous if amusing pictures while looking out at a landscape of grass and flowers and bright sunshine. To someone standing next to him he says “I paint what I see, child.” I feel like the stories of Harvey Weinstein’s abuse and sexual activity at…

That’s some equal opportunity ugly you got going on there, Harvey. Inside, outside, all the sides.

Did Mira and Max follow their boys around cleaning up their literal messes as they walked around the home naked? That might explain part of this.

I’ll play devil’s advocate here..what would be the correct move for him in this situation? Besides not being an alleged sexual predator and general fucking creep to start, of course.

Hadn’t seen that face Denzel made until now. So many pennies for his thoughts.

She has absolutely the right idea: it’s not enough to go after individual predators. You have to go after the systems that allow the predators to operate with impunity. I believe she will stick with it and change the way we treat our elite athletes and hopefully all child and young adult athletes around the country.

This is my shocked face. It looks similar to my “burn all men” face.

If they’re smart they’ll get Denzel to present the award.

I’ll never forget Brie Larson’s reaction when she had to hand him the award last year. She should take his place maybe?

Technically you are wrong, but so incredibly slightly wrong that the person calling it out just looks like a dime-store vinegar douche.

I wanted to see who the monstrous pieces of shit who didn’t report Nassar were, and one of them, Destiny Teachnor-Hauk, is on the MSU website, where I learned that she has multiple children, and three are named: Storm, Xtreme and Legend Pain.

way To bury The lede

I never drank that shit to begin with. Overly-bro ads, plus energy drinks are usually just borderline-toxic caffeine swills.

Your fixation on grammar fascinates me.

Incredible. No clue how she did that and didn’t completely fall apart.

It’s amazing how your career and everything you’ve worked to achieve can be completely derailed by the boorish, frat party behavior of some dude who failed upwards. These assholes ruin multiple careers, and subsequently, lives, and it’s NBD. They just get sued, do nothing, and if they do get shit-canned, they just…

But it would be cussy. Super fuckin cussy. This is important to me.