Her life in Hawaii is sweet as hell...she’d be a fool to give that up (I’m sure Barack Obama would say the same).

Y’know, the recent SNL Weekend Update segment really stuck with me, because never have I seen such a fine point on things as “Oprah went off the air and white women just stopped knowing how to act right.” Obviously they never knew how to act right in the first place, that’s not my point, but Oprah was a cultural…

My prediction: she’ll use her power/influence/wealth to help support Cory Booker’s campaign, should he decide to run for president in 2020.

But it would be nice if Trump joined Weight Watchers.

Glad she settled that. This country doesn’t deserve her (even with her lack of experience). Now I hope people will stfu about her and Michelle O running.

I knew she was just trolling Trump!

My threshold is rather nebulous, and it varies by person. Generally, 67 isn’t going to make the cut unless there are also underlying health problems. I take the Potter Stewart approach to what constitutes an old person: I know it when I see it.

“Religious freedom” goes both ways, fuckers. Good on you, Satanic Temple.

Satan doing the Lord’s work.

It’s depressing how this stupid idea got to the point where Oprah had to actually explain to people why she so obviously isn’t suitable to be President.

Soup. Oprah soup. I saw a commercial.

I also scrolled down directly to find out what would count as “old guy.”

Still want to hear your snark about the rings and homosexuals.

It would hurt her brand a lot since she’d have to divest from her business interests, not to mention the inevitable partisan fallout as the die-hard repubs swear off any and all things Oprah and she’s subjected to all the awful press coverage. I’m kind of glad Trump ruined his namesake by becoming the most hated…

Rolling coal...like a Sir!

just look at how black that yellow jacket looks... dude is seriously rolling coal.

“Old guy”

HEYOHHHH!!!

Now this is rolling coal, unlike those wannabes from Bro Country.

Attention coal-rollers: this is how you do it.