2 minutes of bridge pose? Nevermind I’m out

Leg cramps. We both get horrible leg cramps after 20 mins. Walking and stretching and potassium have helped greatly.

Exercise is great for sex. Cardio is good for your v02 max and your heart to make you last longer, lifting is great for, well, lifting the other person for longer and in different positions, and yoga and stretching is good for getting into those positions. Exercise is just good all around when it comes to sex.

Umm does your sex not involve jumping on a trampoline while juggling 10 lb weights? I feel sorry for you.

Most Barre classes that I see advertised are a $10 drop in class or however much for a membership that breaks down to $8 a class. But I’m not paying $10 for some lady to show me how to rock my pelvis for an hour.

That’s completely amazing. I need to watch it twice a day as a palate cleanser for the duraton of the Trump administration.

This. The last person I heard say it on TV was Jeremy Clarkson who is a professional anachronism. Can’t remember the year.

MBAFA! (Make Barre About Fucking Again)

FUCK I wish I was as cool as cooljames

I’m sorry, I must have read this headline wrong, so I can join this workout class and I get to have sex with them?

Depends on the type of gas station. If it is the type of gas station where the jerky is cut, measured and then sold in a paper bag then you should absolutely not trust it. Nor should you book into the motel next to it.

This is so dumb. Everyone knows the way to solve arguments with you partner is to eventually just agree to something because you’re tired of fighting about it then secretly let an acorn of resentment grow into a giant oak tree of hate and bile that utterly ruins any happiness you used to have. Obviously.

Man, would I dearly love to be arguing about things like baby names and pools.

Great. Now Allison and Adam have a son named Waden who’s going to drown before he makes it to kindergarten.

Good article. Deciding whether to give your child a stupid name or buy them a pool is really a head scratcher. Im glad they ultimately decided to let their son “Nick” flop around on scorching hot pavement under the cool refreshing mist of a sunflower sprinkler.

You forgot hunger for human flesh.

Damn you.

I’m only saying this because, as far as I can tell, nobody else has said it yet: