Thank you, Bobby. I fucken love Jewel.

I am 33 years old and have loved Jewel since I was but a wee child and she first came out with songs. I loved her stupid poetry book as a 13 year old. As a fellow jacker up grill haver, I loved her snaggle ass tooth. She’s alright. She slept in a van.

.............came here for this...........

Jewel c. 2018 is exactly like Jewel c. 1998, the year she released her iconic song about coming to terms with the size of her hands.

This is why I like to wear a latex suit. This, and no other reason.

Like a whole university,” Jewel says — with the goal to ultimately make them “more resilient, more creative, less risk-averse, less anxious, more entrepreneurial.”

It’s really easy to come home from work in decent looking clothes (assuming you work in an office and not a junk yard) and start working on the car. Before you know it, you have grease all over your garments and exposed body parts.

Someone needs to let Jewel know that another person with small hands has made us all profoundly not okay.

Does anyone know if she ever got that snarled tooth of hers fixed? I only ask because it was always refreshing to see a star who embraced that imperfection and didn’t go for the mega-choppers everyone in Hollywood now has.

Sarcasm. The sign of good literature.

We got strawberry kit kats in the US last year. I found a variety bag at Sam’s club of white chocolate, regular, and strawberry Kit-Kat minis. They were really good!

I don’t love them enough! I think it’s probably because I don’t really like the waxy mouthfeel of white chocolate.

I understand your point completely. However, my first reaction is that there are plenty of fat doctors that seem to be unhealthy, too. It’s understandable for us to expect more from people that should know better, but is that right?

driving in the snow in the south is no different from driving in the snow in the north

Agreed.

That is my neighborhood. Literally impassible in snow, and stays that way forever. We get no sun, so stuff just reflows and becomes ice sheets for a good week after it snowed.

I have driven through blizzards. I ‘can handle snow’. When we get some here? I stay home.

Just paint over it, with Bob-like precision.

Sounds like there is actually pink chocolate out there, seems pretty unlikely that a kit kat will contain any of it though.

here in Texas before because we don’t believe in winter,

What is the kit-kat laying (lying?) on? It looks like a hollowed out squash with a bed of slightly melted marshmallows.