This is creepy as hell. Reminds me of the story someone told a few years back about her dad’s teenage encounter with John Wayne Gacy.

After being an adult for a few years nothing supernatural can scare me.

Mine, too! I’ve been refreshing, like, hourly for the last week to see if it’ll be posted! Finally, a chance to focus on mythical monsters instead of the one in the White House.

That story is why I am no longer allowed to read scary stories.

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

YES. THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i’d recommend Real Estate but....

Professional Hermit. No coworkers means no sexual harrasment from them, and being a hermit you won’t have any contact with anyone else thus eliminating the rest.

Proctologist. If anyone’s gonna do some harassing, it’s you.

Ha! Former graveyard shift operator here. We did the same.

I was assistant to the dean of adult studies in a historically woman’s college (now a mixed gender university) run mostly by nuns. I don’t remember much sexism there, but I was also a tiny 23 year old baby who was not super woke as of yet.

I’ve been tossing around the idea of starting an all female commune. We will need farmers.

Today’s one of those days. I’m out of patience and reason and perspective. Nice Guys around me are not getting it and draining my energy. I’m struggling to focus at work right now (hence my visit to Jezebel) because this is just...everywhere, all the time, and so many ‘good’ men insist on caveats or outright…

Is it possible that Paul looks like he’s gonna hurl because the fundamentals of Trump’s exec order were basically his idea... an idea that one might guess he never thought anyone would ever try to implement. So now instead of being a blowhard who gets to shout about how he knows best but no one listens, he’s…

College: that special time when we all experiment with bad toupees.

I’m going to find a way to keep this active on my desktop at work, so it sits above all other open programs, and runs on a fucking loop for 4 more years.

The feelings toward certain people on the right today tend to get very specific as to how I’d like to see them get their comeuppance.

still one of my fav moments, a 6'8 tall FBI director desperate to appear small & invisible, so he tries to blend in with his navy suit against 10+ feet tall navy curtains.

You looked like an evil, heartless old man in college?

“Used Magnums”