It depends on my browser. Kinja seems least shitty (as opposed to “best”) on Chrome for me. It’s meh on Firefox, and whole series of posts (both black and gray) totally disappear on Safari.

I am jealous of your insanely tolerant cat. One of mine won’t use the boxes if there’s anything at all in them. I scoop three times a day, and sometimes she still pisses on the mat in front of the box.

BRB quitting my job and changing my entire career trajectory.

That looks amazing. It took me a stupid long amount of time to realize that I prefer salad with all the ingredients grouped like that. I hate fishing around in the bottom of the bowl for all the tiny stuff that falls.

I tried a no-buy awhile back to get rid of my piles of skincare stuff, a lot of them samples. Turns out that using a tiny bit of tons of different products does not make my complexion happy.

You make a good point about multiple products...dang this gets complicated fast. Thanks!

Beauty thread?

My husband is allergic to mushrooms, yet loves Italian food. JFC, they’re in everything. (The best is when they claim the mushrooms are removed and they aren’t. He pukes within ten minutes. They love that.)

Just stop with that shit. Often people with immunodeficiencies are instructed to order well done. A waiter pulled this shit on a family member of mine with SLE, and made her cry at an anniversary dinner.

I am utterly incapable of understanding most hash tags for this reason. Apparently my brain subsists almost entirely on the spaces between words.

As someone who is frequently accused of being annoyingly pedantic, I kinda love that this movie concept sends us all into a tailspin of theoretical bureaucratic paperwork. You are my people.

You are correct. It is still a dumpster fire.

I call those pot trenches. “Hole” is definitely too generous.

They got PennDOT to do something for a whole 18 minutes? Buried the lede, man.

Right? I was wondering if this principal had ever heard of the 80s.

I have not worked at Applebee’s, so this is just my experience at small family-owned joints, but in general French Onion soup was one of the most time-intensive orders for me as a server. (Soups and salads were always server-made at the places I worked.) I had to prep the bread, then the soup, then the cheese, and…

They’re not gonna need a bigger cart.

I remember when I found out that Ty Pennington was the spokesman for Ritalin. Suddenly life made complete sense.

A glass stirring rod, to make pouring less messy.

Please report your pregnancy complications and near death to Gov. Eric Holcomb.