Ketchup is for dipping. Slicing it does not compute.

Yes, please. Having a rear window that actually does something would be a revelation.

Besides the obvious (apologize for the mess, tip a bit better) it would also be hugely helpful if you would take the kid out during off-peak hours.

My biggest automotive regret is buying my house. Yes, seriously. I loved the picturesque, hilly neighborhood when we moved in. I had not given a single thought to what a flat road meeting a steep driveway would do to the low slung, sporty cars I prefer to drive.

Whew! I can go back to ambivalence! *fist pump*

In my experience, some addicts use disordered eating to hide their drug problem, so this is a feature rather than a bug. The strictest vegan I knew was a heroin user.

We have separate accounts, because my husband’s HR/benefits department is a bunch of incompetent dipshits and I don’t trust them with access to my money. They have overpaid and redacted, underpaid and fought it tooth and nail, etc., etc., etc. He has an account just for direct deposit, to minimize the damage they can…

If I share the password to my work laptop with anyone, even a spouse, I’m in violation of my company’s policies. So, no, my husband does not get to know that info, because I’m a professional who takes infosec seriously.

Throughout this story’s lifecycle I was all Meh, not Katy’s fault, the archdiocese is the obvious problem, and the nuns’ slut-shaming ain’t cool either.

Hope the student IDs are break-away. I’ve heard several stories from teacher friends/family about breaking up fights in which the kids were strangling each other with lanyards.

I know this won’t happen for real, but it’s a damned good excuse to bring back Celebrity Deathmatch.

I’ve used a couple different places (ING Direct, Emigrant) and been really unhappy with how long the deposit and withdrawal process takes. Five business days to move money in either direction is ridiculous. I need to shop around for a better option.

They are avoiding fondant. I predict good things for this marriage.

When this topic comes up, posters magically become surrounded by impeccably polite friends and family. It’s great that it will even out for you next time if Joe Best Friend happens to order a pricier brew tonight. Me, I’m dining with a deadbeat in-law who will always order whatever costs the most, demand to split the…

There is only one woman I’ve worked with in my entire career (and I’m in my forties) who didn’t ever seem to feel a Mom Penalty. She worked nonstop, answered e-mails at all hours, and rocketed through promotions. I couldn’t understanding how she was doing it. Eventually I found our that her two kids were in a boarding…

That is bullshit.

Basically everyone I know using ADHD medication is on a 30-day roller coaster, hoping to get their next script filled before the previous one runs out. People should not have to wonder if the last week of every month is going to be full of career-damaging emotional outbursts, body-ravaging days of insomnia, or manic…

How TF do they parallel park?

That is a fucking Transformer and I won’t hear otherwise.

Hope Theo’s on the mend. Switching from kibble to wet food may help, if applicable. Also, a water fountain. I use this one.