Also feeling old with you. History’s still repeating, but the cycles are getting shorter.

My eyes went right to her groddy fingernails in that photo, and about six seconds later I was like “Oh, and she’s topless. Huh.”

I always preferred tips on credit. After a few crappy bussers (who either pocketed my cash tips, or else were so slow at their jobs that the next customer to be seated helped himself to the tip) I was so done with liability of money lying on the table.

Know this isn’t timely, but a lot of vocal posters on SNS are East Coasters, and have been dealing with batshit snow storms/wind storms/power outages.

What ridiculous shoes.

*double checks user name*

What’s Wesley been up to, anyway? I never see him in anything. He has a two-year gap on imdb.

Everyone in that cast was just there to prop up Anya and Spike.

I regretfully agree. Also, I was appalled at how badly she sang in OMWF.

Thumbs down to Tagalongs, because Little Brownie recipes < ABC recipes. Peanut Butter Patties and Caramel deLites 4 eva.

TIL that I get weather news from Lifehacker. How TF did I not hear this already?

I choose to interpret this as Oprah dragging Pence and his guanopsychotic ilk, because it pleases me.

Tissues with aloe are banned from the houses of everyone I know who does not have 20/20 vision (so, most people). Everyone who wears glasses has been unpleasantly surprised by smearing a grease slick onto their lenses when attempting to clean them.

My husband completely refuses to use tissues and actively seeks out toilet paper to blow his nose. He claims it’s a texture issue. IDK.

Am I reading this right? The product is meant to take the place of cigarettes, but is also not meant to be used by people who used to smoke. Is this Schrödinger’s vape?

The only problem with atheism is never getting to say ‘I told you so’.

If they can’t distinguish among types, does that include chicken pox? Or just the two you mention?

My beloved cat was a rescued breeding queen. When she passed, I kicked myself for not keeping better records from her adoption, because I adored her so much that I wanted to try to trace her litters and attempt to adopt some of her offspring. Cloning, however, did not cross my mind.

I’m ashamed of myself for being so easily manipulated by advertising. You don’t need a baby dragon, Steph. They breathe fire. Get a fucking grip.

They’re stunning. I am terrified of big earrings due to a childhood sports mishap, so I envy anyone who has the nerve to wear them.