Solidarity! I would have preferred George, TBH, but I’ll work with what I have.

Because cold is the price I’m willing to pay to avoid hurricanes, tornados, earthquakes, mudslides, and wildfires.

I’m at the point where I choose live music by who I’m worried about seeing before they drop dead. I’m saving up to see McCartney, and it’s a race against the clock.

I don’t think “I know a dozen crackers who would want this” is truly the same thing as NP, so I guess I abstain from voting.

Transients in Oregon = elk.

IME the best thrifting is close to private colleges at the end of semesters. Little Chaddington and Macey dump the barely-worn stuff they’re too lazy to drag home for break.

You are funny and sweet and have awesome hair. Every time you post a head shot in SNS I am jealous of your ballsiness, then I go and re-dye my hair the same stupid boring color. Keep on being you.

Not a thing on that plate looks appetizing. I guess I should put more effort into July 4th, and enjoying my freedom from the tyranny of fried greasy morning food.

IMO, GNR’s cover of Sympathy is better than their cover of Live N Let Die. Axl just makes a better Satan than Mick.

DAMMIT how did I miss that opportunity?!? Gold star for you.

Almost Rouge, Veronica, damn. I just made VIB today, actually, which is stupid of me since it minimizes how long it counts, but...it’s when I needed shit, so *shrug*

...but you’re not sure if you have more than one cat? I’m intrigued.

I am way too sallow to wear gold shadow, but I love this look.

Given the context, I really want to assume that the editor intentionally used “beauty regime” instead of “beauty regimen”.

I think a part of this stems from Puritan guilt over “wasting” time and money on hobbies instead of doing something “productive”. It’s easier to justify to ourselves the output of resources when we can expect a decent return.

This post has induced me to imagine the daily work life of a publicist. I’ve concluded it must involve hours of listening to voicemails and screaming “Oh, for fuck’s sake!” into the ether.

I really want to do one of those “you can’t get there by land” Alaskan cruises...but seeing the sights is the goal, and the cruise part is a necessary evil.

I did not know wings for NYE was a thing. Superbowl, yes. NYE, not so much.

I never understood when people talked about “hate watching” reality shows. Then I realized that’s exactly what I gleefully do with every Nic Cage movie.

Read that as “Richard Charmin” and thought Well, at least he’s upfront about cleaning up shit for a living.