Amazing athlete. And if I were 8 foot tall, I’d be even more amazing.

Are you suggesting Counselor Troy was anything other than sexy? Because, if so, it really sounds like you’re the monster here.

They sound like assholes.

Um, this is embarrassing, but about this time last year, I said”Drumpf" three times into a mirror. I thought it was just an urban legend...

Dude weighing on here: there isn’t a lid for your pot—there are thousands. Will you find any of them? I cannot say. But you have obvious advantages—you are clearly smart and a good writer, and probably highly capable at many things. There are women with far less than you have to offer who do quite well.

Pete Rose Hall of Fame or no?

I think those would have to be some rather heavy panties, in order to be heard dropping. That said, negging is one of the oddest, most depressing things I have ever read about.

All true though, in fairness, S. E. Cupp is indeed a fucking idiot.

No.

Coach K Has Pulled This “You’re Too Good To Celebrate” Krzyzt Before

I think she says it in Born Rich. But he has told the story differently...

Okay, but... can he or can he not sit at a desk? If he can, he can work, no?

pyrate

Done and done.

No one knows what it’s like

I agree with the feeling behind the sentiment, but the Bible is actually quite clear—yes, you are supposed to hate them, at least in the Old Testament.

500 million? Wow, wish I could short it!

I have followed my feelings. And my feelings have followed my penis.

“Africa is truly one of the greatest countries we have on Earth.” - Sarah Palin

As Sylvia Plath once wrote: