I support the Other Hyde Amendment: banging your secretary.

Hillary just lost the 2016 election for president of the United States.

The Vice President pick matters almost not at all in the final election. It only matters with an extremely polarizing figure, so avoid that is the only real rule.

I don’t think he would have accepted it, if offered. I love Bernie, but he isn’t the sort of guy to be beholden to someone else. That’s why he was an Independent until this election. That’s why he refused to take money from large PACs. He’s his own boss and he likes it that way. Additionally, he is a major force for…

Seriously, babe. I’m certain HRC would have picked someone more interesting for the slot, had your Wiccan Lesbians for 420 group not had a mandatory Tuesday/Thursday lecture at the community college keeping your social circle all tied up ...

Wait, Joe Biden is a boring white guy?

Picking a boring white guy isn’t a surprise: even Obama did it!

Kaine is why you’re staying in Paris? I sort of think you just want to stay in Paris and you’re looking for an excuse.

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

Better than Edwards?

Any evidence indicating Greg Hardy is not in fact a “perfect monster?”

Only Two People Know What Happened Between Ezekiel Elliott And His Girlfriend

No idea. It’s not the chain, as Patrick suggests, the chain is clearly still on. Gear shift cable perhaps? Brake cable maybe?

Half these guys look like they've never ridden a bike. I thought it would’ve been a more Specialized group.

Sheesh, some of these guys aren’t Fittish to be bike cops!

no, it is inflated by about $49,997.73.

Are you implying that Ballers was ever watchable in the first season?

For the sake of our children, Roger Goodell must stop this Michael Bay influenced Entourage sports knockoff. Not the litany of domestic violence, long term brain trauma, suicides, and rape culture associated with the NFL, but rather a 26 minute HBO series that will likely be canceled by this time next year.

January 3, 1990

Of course there’s always the eternal love between Kirk and Spock. Maybe they should’ve gone with that, considering.