This needs way more love, and stars.

Jet fan here: get all your affairs in order, and tell the people closest to you how much you love them.

Fuck off.

This is garbage oat advice. If you are nuking your oatmeal, you are doing it totally wrong. Get steel cut oats, unrolled. That is some good carbs right there. Then cook the fucker on your stove (in milk or almond milk) for 25 minutes or so, give or take. Add cinnamon beforehand, and whatever other spices you like.…

so meta

I know I will get blamed, and I hate to be that guy (or, I guess, not), but I’ve heard that your chances of getting into an accident as a regular biker are about 100%. Shit is dangerous.

He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say “To-morrow is Saint Crispian.”
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say “These wounds I had on Crispin’s day.”

No, that was awesome, thank you! I have the Exclusive Malts queued up to buy, just hard to pull the trigger on something I haven't tasted...

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Thank you for your service, though I do wonder if, on a blind (re)tasting, you would name the same seven tastes/smells. That said, what is the best scotch/Irish you ever had?

Cool frat, bro.

St. Paddy’s is worse, because it is so much bigger, but SantaCon is worser, because the douche-per-capita ratio of the participants approaches 1:1.

bringing health care costs down for everyone.

It's funny, because when I tasted it, I got sour orange, sweet lemon, cardamom, apple, roasted macadamia nut and metal.

No love for Bushmill's Black Bush? Better than all the above, for me...

Video is here. I am servicey. Please support my scotch habit:

Whore.

No one— at all, ever, for a second— said they didn’t like “Formation” because there was too much joy in it.

Ah. Did not know that. Though, oddly, I am reading that it is cheating, yes, but also ineffective... hmm....

Spinning is cheating?