Spoken like an igneous ho(rnblendite).

Exactly. And listen, I know you don’t know me and have no reason to trust me, but it is beyond essential that you click on the link below.

Go ahead and mock, but I can barely open my eyes in the morning until I've had my third cup of whey protein.

Once again, she is famous for giving a (deeply mediocre) blowjob to a D-lister no one remembers. This kind of thing is why Trump happens.

This. And you replied to him/her on a comment thread, which means you are most likely kind of fucked up as well. As am I, apparently.

OBUMMER CAN DO IT B/COS HE WAS BORN IN SOMALIA? OKAY? OR SOME PLACE REALLY CLOSE, TRUMP DISCOVERED IT, BUT THEN WHAT YOU HAVE IS IT MEANS NOBAMA Can legally KILL THEM BECOS THEY ARE HIS OWN POEPLE!!!!

SANDWICH? HOW DARE YOU!

Thank Christ. Enjoy failing upward.

Yes. White people: evil. No one denies this.

And that’s exactly what matters, what we think, or are fed and asked to think. Not what’s actually happening. That’s just dull.

Word. Ten years ago, police violence did not exist. Nor did racism. How did we allow these police killings which have no demonstrable connection to racism, but are of course racist, because people imagine they are, to persist? And how can we fight it? Questions for our time.

“...essentially, she is nothing to fuck with.”

Ugh. Gross. Sorry you had to hear that. I asked because I sensed he was a cruel but smarmy jerk. Confirmed.

Man, sounds like a huge burden, being one of these two.

What was the joke?

Doo doo doot doo doo: I'm flubbin' it!

Great piece, though I’m not aware of the Palestinians participating in an “Arab Spring” in the kind of way others in the region did; to do so would involve throwing off Hamas and Fatah which, since they were elected, does not seem likely.

I think Texans might be a good fit. You could even hand him the starter gig. Can't do much worse than what they have.

Correct.