It's funny, because when I tasted it, I got sour orange, sweet lemon, cardamom, apple, roasted macadamia nut and metal.

No love for Bushmill's Black Bush? Better than all the above, for me...

Video is here. I am servicey. Please support my scotch habit:

Lol. 5.5 + 5.5 equals 11!!! and 2 is a freaking even number!!!!! And those are somehow prime??!?!!?!

Whore.

No one— at all, ever, for a second— said they didn’t like “Formation” because there was too much joy in it.

Ah. Did not know that. Though, oddly, I am reading that it is cheating, yes, but also ineffective... hmm....

Spinning is cheating?

Spoken like an igneous ho(rnblendite).

Exactly. And listen, I know you don’t know me and have no reason to trust me, but it is beyond essential that you click on the link below.

Go ahead and mock, but I can barely open my eyes in the morning until I've had my third cup of whey protein.

Once again, she is famous for giving a (deeply mediocre) blowjob to a D-lister no one remembers. This kind of thing is why Trump happens.

This. And you replied to him/her on a comment thread, which means you are most likely kind of fucked up as well. As am I, apparently.

OBUMMER CAN DO IT B/COS HE WAS BORN IN SOMALIA? OKAY? OR SOME PLACE REALLY CLOSE, TRUMP DISCOVERED IT, BUT THEN WHAT YOU HAVE IS IT MEANS NOBAMA Can legally KILL THEM BECOS THEY ARE HIS OWN POEPLE!!!!

Good points. BUT! All couples eventually grate on each other from time to time, because that’s just how relationships work. But that doesn’t necessarily follow that, given the vastly lower stakes, you would have a history of being occasionally irritated/exasperated by your SIL. All the sweet, none of the sour.

SANDWICH? HOW DARE YOU!

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!

*stares at your Sigourney Weaver-lookalike wife in bed*