Truth? Sex in a long term relationship to me often seems pretty boring. And too much trouble tbh.

This would be even more epic if it were set to the Benny Hill theme.

The one thing, irrelevantly, that I wonder about is how much weed was consumed on set with those two famed potheads starring.

But it's nice of OP to take time off from copying out Evanescence lyrics to educate us all.

I wonder if OP says the same thing to rape victims or to the families of murder victims. It's fatuous, ignorant and insulting.

Those were the worst implants EVER. You'd think she could have afforded some quality work. They didn't even try to look real: you could see their blatant artificiality from space. They look like two half cantaloupes made of concrete. Gross.

To be fair, winter in Ottawa is hellacious, the snowbanks reach to the moon and even during balmy winters, those bastards don't melt till April or May. So that's not even all that weird. (On the bright side? Best house parties east of St. Johns.)

Pfft: it's easy. "Fuck off creep or I will call 911 immediately" is one that works for me. I don't have a problem being rude to random dudes who wander up asking for pictures. No problem whatsoever.

Isn't Mace legal in the US?

I don't know. It's a little small for my taste. Fast and small. Not a great combination.

Go away troll. That is a stupid, lame thing to say.

And cue "smoke on the water".

All of my photo ID looks like I've just lost a shovel fight. Despite obvious photographic evidence to the contrary, I choose to believe that I'm fabulous and every camera on the planet is defective. The end.

Entre nous, girls, maybe I'm just getting old but when on those odd occasions that I tie one on with my besties, we're all sitting in my living room, in comfy pants watching the All Fireman Strength Challenge with the sound off and making scandalous comments.

Yes, Geordie Shore did much to publicize that.

PEOPLE OF EARTH!!!! While the internet has, by and large, been a boon to person kind (let's face it, the guys only like it for porn and sports scores), there are some things that we would all be better off NOT knowing. This is one of them.

Wow. Is he single?

"and PS. We're all hung like fruit bats."

Cause of death? Drowned in pool of Axe body spray.

I'm really surprised to hear he's carrying a book around!! OMG — isn't all the stuff sliding off his coffee table now?