Me nan as well. Yiz could stand a spoon up in it, wha?

Meetcha down to da legion den?

Gwan now...I'll save yiz a drop a da black, less yiz prefer some tay.

Naw, Marge is down at the Ship Inn...

No, the correct way to ask that question is "Where ya to?"

Funny though: when you go to western Ireland, you sound just like a native. Trust me: it happened all the time to me there.

I hears ya, bye. I had to lose mine as well, along with the Jumpin' Jesus, Jesus Christ on a hotplate, Jesus Mary and Joseph, Holy Blessed Mother of Jesus and Jesus tap-dancing Christ, lest I be pucked in the face by these Ontarians.

I cannot believe people actually pay good money to purchase this garbage.

We wear them here in Canada, but only for Superior Court. The rest of the time, I dress like a man because hello, most of the guys in the legal profession are horn dogs like this one.

I am. I'm fucking DELIGHTED her marriage is ending. If I had the power to wish shingles on her, I would. I want nothing more than to see this insufferable, clueless, entitled, superior, delusional snob suffer. And I'm not ashamed to say it. I can't stand her.

I don't care that it makes me a bad person, but I'd really like to see this insufferable ass pimple fail spectacularly. There's something about her that really just makes me want to punch her in the face. Repeatedly and hard. And I'm not a violent person.

like week old snowbanks. She is insufferable.

"These people"? Really?

Nice language. You managed to find a word that will offend everyone here. Or was that your intention?

In a dream world, perhaps. Here on earth, it probably means you're just doing MORE dishes.

I don't. I live in an older building.

The ironic thing is that once this is over, not only will he be out $70k, he'll have a huge legal bill.

Yup. This was entirely self inflicted.

And this comes as a surprise to you?