It is so obvious that you can see it from space, but I'm going to say it anyway: these guys are pitiful, insignificant, insecure losers. The only time a woman will ever touch their naked bodies without money changing hands is if the coroner who does their autopsy happens to be female. These guys are so pathetic…

I hear you! Mine dropped everything, ran out to the nearest lumber yard and nailed two by fours all over itself, then hung a sign that said "Moved — no forwarding address". God knows where my ovaries are — I asked my spleen but she said the last time she saw them, they were galloping off in the direction of my ears.…

They can't even stand themselves! http://manboobz.com/2012/02/19/men…

These are the ravings of inadequate losers, men who have been — and no doubt will continue to be — shunned by all women. We *can* spot douchebags instinctively, but it's nice of these assholes to make themselves so easy to identify. I won't waste a minute of my time perusing the delusional thoughts of some butt hurt…

She's obviously of royal blood. Too cute.

PS this photo was taken just after his shave.

Yes, he is all kinds of awesome. If he did the dishes, he'd be perfect.

Frig the Jezebel stereotypes! I hear ya, sister. My cat doesn't do the Dutch Oven thing under the covers in bed, never leaves skid mark underwear on the floor, doesn't drink from the milk jug, won't leave crusty dishes in the sink, understands the difference between "actually clean" and "the illusion of clean". He…

As I warm to the topic, my cat has also never uttered the following phrases: "Just let me put the tip in", "Oh come on, it's good for your skin", "I know you're not in the mood, but can I have a blow job?", "God, periods are disgusting — you really gross me out when you're bleeding", "But angry sex is the best" or …

Cats vs men? No contest. So he craps in a box in the closet — at least I know my cat isn't cheating on me. He also never lies to me, isn't glued to the TV during hockey season, doesn't come home drunk, REMEMBERS to come home, doesn't surreptitiously watch the foulest porn available or post his profile on a dating…

Nah, I'll stick with cats for affection and technology for an electronic good time. I won't even have to shave my legs.

Planning ahead. I like that. Are you always so organized? I'm jealous.

OMG, so have I! Do you think he's been cloned?

Nonsensical? Well, tell us what the death penalty solves? It doesn't bring the victim back. It has zero deterrent effect. If all you're after is revenge, isn't it preferable to have the person spend the rest of their life in prison? To my mind, that's the greater penalty. Government sanctioned execution is still…

From your accounts of your conduct here, something tells me you spend an inordinate amount of time shaking hands with the unemployed as it is. I think you've got it covered.

Yeah, you're an asshole. We're not your bros. What did you expect from us? Applause for shaming the poor woman? Laughter?

I was more angry than terrified once I stopped to think about it. There was no way on earth I was going to allow some delusional asshole to dictate the parameters of my life. At first, I tried to be firm but nice but after a few months of it, I thought "fuck this. He doesn't get to do this."

Guys do this shit ALL THE TIME. Not all guys but enough of them, and often enough that many of us feel like we go through our lives as prey. Stuff you don't even give a second thought to we must consider *very* carefully. Even when we do everything "right", our "no" is often discounted or outright ignored.

Yeah, the alcohol excuse. "But I was drunk, so it doesn't count!" Fuck that guy. IMHO this is more than "poor behaviour". This is sexual assault and he should have to answer for it accordingly.

It makes you wonder what the fuck was going on in his head! I explicitly told one guy that I was NEVER going to date him — and after telling him this for a period of 3 months (he kept showing up and inserting himself into my environment — I did all I could to avoid him), he began stalking me in earnest. I finally…