I agree with the writer. The Friendzone is just a mythical location where entitled Nice Guys go to mourn. They feel all butt hurt because for some inexplicable reason, behaving like decent human beings doesn't automatically result in them being bombarded with sex. This is why I have cats. Men always, always,…

You really fucked up Jezebel. I used to come by daily to see what was up here, maybe add a comment or two. I'm not even a fan of Lena Dunham but after this debacle, the only comment I now have for Jez is

Ahem. Duck Dynasty, anyone?

Ha! Wait till you have kids.

Yeah, I'm with you. He doesn't bring the girl rain.

Yeah. A real shame that primum non nocere ("first, do no harm") is no longer part of the oath taken by modern doctors.

I know a coroner called Dr. Deathe. (He insists on it being pronounced as "Deethe")

Again, how would anyone so apparently conversant with feminism not know what "mansplaining" is?

And I'm pretty sure she's correct on that score. What 17 year old on earth, who has what appears to be a pretty good command of English (which he claims not to be his native language), has never heard of Eichmann and doesn't know what "mansplaining" is, despite BY HIS OWN ADMISSION hanging out on feminist websites? …

Maybe it's me, but that thing looks like a doorstop.

Thanks! This one will be popular.

Do you mind if I send it to say, seven or eight hundred of my closest girlfriends? Because that would be awesome.

*tips hat* Bravo, my Queen.

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Where did you get this gif?

Hello! You made it back from the menz have sadz too page but look! You changed your name!

Is this the "17 year old" in disguise? The phrasing is so similar.

(a) Pretty sure I was ripping on a troll; and

My husband is happy for my success, proud of me and confident enough in himself not to be threatened by the fact that I make more money than he does. And he thinks it's sexy. He certainly does not endorse the idea of spouses of either gender as financial parasites because you're right: THAT sort of entitlement is…

da fuck?