“It’s some dock supervisor down at Pier 34...He says the Titanic just arrived.”

“But I guess modern avclub also has no standards because, yknow”

Finally somebody gets that the Dune books are basically a blatant ripoff of Cannonball Run. 

2 Fremen 2 Furious

“But Hermey, you’re a sandworm! You can’t be a dentist!”

So the first thing was to prove that there was a beautiful, popular movie that can exist, and I think that I proved that, and everybody at the studio is 100 percent behind the project. They feel that it would need a really bad outcome at the box office to not have a Cannonball Run II: Part Two, because they love the…

AMC reads season two proposal, including a mother having sex with her own monstrous baby.

“Order this to series!”

Colbert should receive an award for his seminal reporting on this issue.

Mayfair Witches was where Rice went off the rails; I can’t imagine them not making changes to the storylines. 

I mean, we haven’t really begun to explore genetic alterations of this kind on people, so who knows?

Also, spider’s don’t shoot webs out of their hands either. The webs should actually come out of Peter’s rear end, although that makes for a comical mental image.

Its cool to like bad things. No need to feel ashamed. I think 8 Legged Freaks is an all time classic movie.

I don’t care how many people I piss off with this hot take, I’m gonna do it:

Whatever else the movie did wrong, the idea of ‘TLJ ruining Luke’ from ‘hardcore’ fans is the most hilarious misunderstanding of Star Wars characters, lore and philosophy they could muster.

The strange part is that it was the last Star Wars movie. Like, they said it was supposed to be a trilogy, but the third movie never materialized. Still, I’m pretty satisfied with the ending of TLJ.

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.

Oh yeah those dang engineers, always adding unnecessary things /s

It’s funny how attached he is to being able to open doors.

I’ve never had a broken door handle or mirror on a car I’ve owned, but I have swore repeatedly at my kitchen trashcan while I wave my hand at the proximity sensor that worked fine 2 mins ago. I love the idea of hiding the handles, but that doesn’t remove the most basic requirement that I want the fallback to be able…

To me the cybertrap looked like “hey Elon. we have to talk to the investors next week… what should we say we accomplished over the last year?”