For those interested:

Mass shooting is an incident where 4 or more people are shot (injured or dead).

It was my first guess, because, yes, it is very U2esque.

It's simple. We just give up eating avacado toast. 

The projection is strong with this one.

“I’m not trying to blame her here”

I don't mean to be jerk, but by a stroke of luck, I've come up with a few. 

You were just a good ol boy, never meaning no harm.

With great power comes great responsibility? 

So is this on top of, or instead of his proposed “free speech” social media platform creation?

Do you get a commission from all of these Jacobin job referrals you've been dropping here? 

I just checked - it’s Reginald Jaynes. Lol

Hopefully Musk would join him. 

“citing a public statement by Elon Musk, and greatly reducing the deduction.”

I heard he's now called Snydie McSnydeface. 

“Sounds like someone’s going to take it to the Red Table.”

Rule number one of Oscars: you do not talk about Oscars.

“Monistat?”