Seriously, I’ll believe in a virgin birth before I’ll believe there are three wise men.

A 2021 Jeep Wrangler’s 3.6-liter V6 engine apparently tried revving to eight times its redline

They could write it out phonetically.

Speaking as a girl who lived in Georgia for a while, that is WAY too many big words for Cherokee County.

Dear Idiot Cops,

RV Driver: “Wow, this thing is really struggling.”

Oh, SNAP

Fucking Druids.

If someone landing in a crouch with their fist on the ground is your idea of cinema, I can’t think of a movie with more bang for your buck.

How does Soros have the time and money to bribe movie critics to diss the DCEU and build forest destroying Jewish space lasers at the same time?

Was it Marvel? Or was it SOROS?

Well three random people on twitter said it was actually really good so clearly you’re being paid by Marvel for some reason

Interesting point, but not sure if I buy the logic.

So, Maury from Big Mouth's starter mon?

Hello, writers of Kotaku? I would like to make a deposit of all my stars I have received for this post to this man. Thank you.

I can’t see what you pervs are seeing - why is it so big?

I have embiggened your star total.

A dong with a single eye, staring, unblinking, judging...

In case you were wondering which Pokemon is used for his profile pic, it’s Combusken. Some astute observers may have noticed it is shaped quite a bit like a penis, once peeled.