Funny story. I worked with apple on a project back in the day. I got on the skype call a couple minutes late and the apple rep was mid - sentence: “Apple is the worlds most preeminent technology company I don’t care what’s okay anwhere else normal isn’t good enough.” It’s a good job I was on mute because needless to…

Man, accounting offices in Korea must be loud as hell.

Ooo! Now do the calculator-appropriate “I Love Boobies”!

When I sold cars years ago, I talked to an old white guy who asked if he could speak with my coworker, who he called “the colored salesman” that was helping him the day before. He immediately caught himself and was profusely apologizing to me- a white dude- about it, saying he knew that wasn’t the correct term and…

I’m 51. I’ve been Black my whole life. I stopped using the N-word at roughly 22-23. It didn’t take 2 years. At my HBCU (where the term is still used by most folks, just like we do in these covid streets I’m sure) I was presented with an argument by my history teacher on the creation and history of the word and how…

But the “Sons” are not really Mumford’s “sons”! They’re actually about the same age! A little unauthenticity is fine, but this outright fraud is simply beyond the pale!

+1 gold record

The Ramones are not generifolk

“Talkin bout trucks and beers
and those jeans so tight
Talkin bout how we should ban the vote
from anyone who ain’t white”
Hey!” (2 minutes of banjo noodling)

I thought it was a high end Cracker Barrel rip-off.

I thought it was a brand of hair tonic sold in the Vermont Country Store catalogue.

Is Rep. Brad Boles of Marlow as concerned for black life as I may assume, he has been been equally exercised over, say, ongoing disproportionate police violence against unarmed African-American men and women?

The bones are the “bless your heart” beard for the “%#$@@#$” marrow.

Racist marrow in unracist bones is a recipe for disaster.

But the marrow of those bones tends to be bigoted to the center!

“It was a slip of the tongue that was not at all what I intended to say, nor who I am in my heart,”

Don’t forget the bones. None of them are racist either.

I thought Mumford & Sons was the general store where pioneers got their lard and balls of twine.

There seem to be a lot of people who aren’t racist in their hearts, but are in their mouths and brains.

Or just use the Bridgestone tires I have on my van, which are apparently made out of a baby’s eyelashes. They’ll spin just fine - no stalling at all!