Much better, but still really bad. 

Teslantis

Paul has trouble with big words: It’s pronounced in-COM-pe-tent, not pruh-FESH-uh-nul.

What happened to the innocent occupants is unacceptable and preventable, but we are going to accept it and not do anything to prevent it from happening again.

Gold

First they came for the violent agitators but I said nothing because I was not a violent agitator.

Did you find your phone?

I’m guessing she was on something, but it enhanced all her worst existing qualities, it didn’t invent them.

The adjacent-whites are at it again, I see.

And now for a musical interlude...

It isn’t who I am either, because I clearly am not a 20-something white girl with the emotional maturity of four year old.

It isn’t who I am either.

It isn’t who I am either.

It is if he voted! Call off the election!

Machine

For fuck’s sake, I can’t put Donald Trump in prison!!! Just let people fucking enjoy this, Karen!

“...a then-student at Purdue University, sent a text that said “leaving the power off would wake people up to the harsh reality of life by wreaking havoc across the nation.””

Take your damn star and get out!

“You Can No Longer Watch Full-Length Formula One Races On Pornhub”

I just looked at the pictures