After ten years of posting my shit on Kinja, you people know better than people in my actual life. 

I’ll preface this by saying I was only about 8 when I gave this gift. After my parents got divorced, my Mom took in some foster daughters. She was a full-time student and worker and she thought it would be win-win. The foster sister could look after me and my sisters while my Mom was at school or work. This was in the…

This is a straight up scene out of a Netflix Limited series. Get cracking and write a script!

Did he invite her over to dinner with a fine chianti?

I’m not proud, but this is anonymous so...

The headwear does seem ubiquitous.

Because we’re passed pumpkin spice season?

There’s likely a cold one in the SUV cup holder. 

All she needed was a gingerbread latte.

It the Police Summoning Spell of the White Witch!

Imagine a bitter white woman shouting that across a park and it’s hilarious!

And the kids who are victimized for sex abuse videos are overwhelmingly victimized by family members, not strangers.

“Incommoditas et ego sensi circa eos, et pro eis facit inconvenientes cum eum laboraverat enim et elegit eum laboraverat enim manere in mea”

Any headline that begins “Petaluma Mom Influencer Katie” promises maximum levels of self-righteousness and tone-deafness. Her hat seals the deal.

Semper vapid (roughly).

Trafficking of the true “stranger abducts (almost always white) kids to sell them into sex slavery” essentially NEVER happens, every single number about human trafficking that gets bandied about by the media and “nonprofits” is wildly over-inflated and based on garbage data, yet because there’s no political points to…

I felt uncomfortable around them, and instead of making them uncomfortable with my discomfort, I chose to remain in my discomfort.