“what’s the mutant bear from Annihilation doing there?”

Here’s the card in question, from the tweet you linked. I’m assuming you were afraid of a take down notice if you published it directly.

“But I’m not a fool. Don’t accuse me of something that’s a lie.”

Man I wanted that set so bad. 

Well, we've fucked the Earth, so the Moon is the next obvious victim. 

I think you mean Thoros

“Two Marthas: The HBO Limited Series"

“sitcomish interpersonal conflict, and flat televisual action that implies”

I totally agree, from a consumer standpoint. I just question whether the manufacturers would buy into the concept. In their short sighted view I imagine they wouldn’t see it as in their best (read: financial) interests. 

Thank you very much for making me snort peanut butter out my nose!

So more like a Cumbusken, amiright? 

Zack Snyder has entered the chat. 

You mean *manufacturer-sanctioned* 3rd party validation and testing? If so, I think it unlikely to happen, as manufacturers do their best to discourage cross shopping.

Your hot take is pretty incendiary. You might want to coal down with that fiery prose. At least until we see if their report matches up with reality. 

This could be the B-side.

I can't help it if not one of my bones is racist! I mean I'd like to say I'm racist if I could. Honest! 

Daniel Radcliffe can play him in the Hallmark movie.