Well played. 

Ah yes, those glorious days when, as long as you were some white guy, you could say whatever you like, without the possibility of any consequences. *Sigh*

It’s alright, Champ! There’s always tomorrow.

Koala-ty was right there! 

Let’s Go Icey.

“the best flex is to simply try to be a kinder, more moral person than he is.”

Splitter! 

Lol. I’ll admit I did a double take, thinking huh, never knew that volante was one of those. I can’t keep the political views of everyone on kinja straight, so I wasn't sure, but I’m glad I was right to be surprised.

It sounds more dramatic that way, especially if you pause after “car”, and add “duh duh duuuuh!" at the end. 

It was obviously a false flag, with crisis actors. Duh!

I’m sorry for your loss.

Lol. I guess so 

Or, you know, it was something convenient for them to hitch their diversity tour wagon to.

Well, it would be in keeping for the Golden Globes and the Oscars. A little tokenism so they can say they are “inclusive”, thus hopefully appeasing the rabble, and allowung the status quo to remain largely unchanged.

Is that a “The Fly" reference? If it is here is your star. If not, I want it back.