Just be glad you didn’t have a crack smoking Mayor, who at one point was compelled to defend himself by saying "Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondak, that says that I wanted to eat her pussy. I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at…

Not all heroes wear capes. Some have creepy looking beards, and eat a lot of soup. 

You can be sure it wasn't rosary beads they had in their hand. 

THIS^^^^^

This thread is peak Kinja, pure gold, and worthy of entry in to the Library of Congress.

Spit? (scoff) How pedestrian. 😉

Not to mention Cruz went on to be a Trumplethinskin sycophant, even after he posted this:

D’oh! Dumb autocorrect. I knight not live this one down.

“Bringing Nations Together”

I think that his ultimate source for his ideas was probably The Dark Night Returns, though. 

It’ll bring Quibi back from the dead. We'll be able to watch the 4hrs in digestible 10min segments, to boot! 

I'd watch the hell out of that. 

Well he looks less like Liam Neeson anyway. 

Links, shminks! In our day we had footnote citations, bibliographies, and card catalogues, and we liked it!

It isn't a bridge - it's more of a penisula.

I know, I know. If it’s too loud (or you don’t know what the hell a “pogchamp emote” is), then you’re too old.

(Captain America "I understood that reference" meme) 

With all due respect, “stupid shit” is often defined by societal consensus, and legislation if necessary. The time is coming near (and frankly long past due) where your desire for convenience in this case will likely run up against societal needs.