It’s alright, Champ! There’s always tomorrow.

Koala-ty was right there! 

Let’s Go Icey.

“the best flex is to simply try to be a kinder, more moral person than he is.”

Splitter! 

Lol. I’ll admit I did a double take, thinking huh, never knew that volante was one of those. I can’t keep the political views of everyone on kinja straight, so I wasn't sure, but I’m glad I was right to be surprised.

It sounds more dramatic that way, especially if you pause after “car”, and add “duh duh duuuuh!" at the end. 

It was obviously a false flag, with crisis actors. Duh!

I’m sorry for your loss.

Lol. I guess so 

Or, you know, it was something convenient for them to hitch their diversity tour wagon to.

Well, it would be in keeping for the Golden Globes and the Oscars. A little tokenism so they can say they are “inclusive”, thus hopefully appeasing the rabble, and allowung the status quo to remain largely unchanged.

Is that a “The Fly" reference? If it is here is your star. If not, I want it back. 

Just be glad you didn’t have a crack smoking Mayor, who at one point was compelled to defend himself by saying "Oh, and the last thing was Olivia Gondak, that says that I wanted to eat her pussy. I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at…

Not all heroes wear capes. Some have creepy looking beards, and eat a lot of soup. 

You can be sure it wasn't rosary beads they had in their hand.