THIS^^^^^

This thread is peak Kinja, pure gold, and worthy of entry in to the Library of Congress.

Spit? (scoff) How pedestrian. 😉

Not to mention Cruz went on to be a Trumplethinskin sycophant, even after he posted this:

D’oh! Dumb autocorrect. I knight not live this one down.

“Bringing Nations Together”

I think that his ultimate source for his ideas was probably The Dark Night Returns, though. 

It’ll bring Quibi back from the dead. We'll be able to watch the 4hrs in digestible 10min segments, to boot! 

I'd watch the hell out of that. 

Well he looks less like Liam Neeson anyway. 

Links, shminks! In our day we had footnote citations, bibliographies, and card catalogues, and we liked it!

It isn't a bridge - it's more of a penisula.

I know, I know. If it’s too loud (or you don’t know what the hell a “pogchamp emote” is), then you’re too old.

(Captain America "I understood that reference" meme) 

With all due respect, “stupid shit” is often defined by societal consensus, and legislation if necessary. The time is coming near (and frankly long past due) where your desire for convenience in this case will likely run up against societal needs.

Which is why no one is going to ask your sorry ass permission to do what is right. 

Deep Throat would like a word with you.

There's a reason he's called Big Brother, and he "likes to watch".