What's with all the bubblegum? Was the show sponsored by Wrigley? Or was that just the easiest way to display their disdain? 

So they let him off with a warning. Then they only arrested him for a prior warrant, and not for, like not listening, and breaking the law again right in front of them.

The only appropriate response. 👍

Once more for the cheap seats: “intolerance” (i.e. fuck that racist/ sexist/ every-ist noise) of other people’s actual real, destructive intolerance (i.e. fuck all non-white, non-Christian, non-straight, non-CIS-male people) is actually a commendable kind of prejudice. If you don't agree, then you are as bad as the…

... and Phil Mattingly

I just bought his cookbook, but I'm having problems finding 40 humans to cook (for). 

Too soon. 

That is so patently, obviously untrue, it would be laughable, if it weren’t so pathetically petty.

“Trebek, who was born in Ontario, Canada”

(that's the joke)

I love it when “future” concept cars have totally impractical (or am I wrong) frames that wrap so tightly around the wheels. 

Random racist dog-whistle by Fucker Carlson, as I dropped in to Fox News coverage (I know I’m masochististic): “Waiting on votes from Detroit area. Yes, one of the most piss poorly run cities in the nation is deciding who your President is”

Aaaah! Thanks for the nightmare fuel.

Too many pubic hairs in his coke? 

And what about VR? 

“my mom believes Republicans are corrupt and thinks that early ballots don’t all get counted.”

So these pieces of filthy excrement are either, such dumb fucks that they assumed they weren’t going to be independently filmed, or so emboldened by their Filth-in-Chief that they didn’t care if they were caught in their lie.

I’m not sure if that would be an advisable path to take or not.

I just like to wax philosophical about how screwed over I am by digital content providers.