For some reason I read that in the voice of Mel Brooks Governor character in Blazing Saddles (crossed eyes and all).

I feel your pain. Kinja is a cruel mistress. 

I always thought he could be Burt Reynolds' brother based on this picture. 

Now *that* is a debatable statement. I'm not sure if I agree or disagree, but an argument is still warranted. 

“Spielberg did the best job anyone has ever done at making an anti-war film”

Oh, man now I want one of those so I can troll my Q-Anon neighbours.

Hmmm, okay. But it ain't a conspiracy if you actually have evidence. 

I'm getting one of those fancy dancy Elon Musk mind meld things, so I can "think" it on and off. 

More likely to be a cat problem.

“even though family members and acquaintances are far more likely than so-called strangers or outsiders to harm children”

Oops, editing now that I “get” what you’re saying.

Oh man. I wish I was a musician, so I could have a band, and call it “Radical Centrists”.

“Q-Zones”? Hmmm, that must be a non-intentional use of that particular controversial letter, right? I mean there’s no way that Michael Bay, of all people, would include a racist, wacko, right-wing dog whistle in one if his movies, right?

(All of which is made all the more interesting and fraught in light of the fact that he’s involved in the filming of additional scenes for Snyder’s cut of the movie.)

“He then advised that if I ever got locked in the storage room when I was alone in the shop, I should promise out loud to take good care of the ghost’s babies, and she would usually open the door.”

Wow. From the what ever happened to file. Cool. 

Danger Mouse - The Grey Album

Stickier Fingers

Mellon Collie and Its a Good Day to Sad Harder.