A lot of people talk about how great of a play it is but then complain when DL crash the QB on a kneeldown (calling it poor sportsmanship). The one formation that should never have a play run from it is the victory formation unless you think it’s OK to kill the QB.

“Nobody in space would say that stuff” is one of the most beautifully stupid things I’ve ever read, well done.

You stupid fucker. He's joking. Half the shit he said was baseball talk. He told you to eat your vegetables. Learn to fucking read.

i’m confused, that endorsement sounded genuinely polite and well-spoken and honorable in the idea that men can and should aspire to be good for the world. or do you just hate the idea of a small group of males having a thing when other people cannot get that thing as a blanket policy?

Specifically, a take that the author may not even necessarily believe himself, that’s overly controversial and borderline offensive for the sake of being clickbait, because nuanced takes don’t attract attention or views or replies.

Of course, some people are very stupid and think this epithet gets applied to things…

Man, I kept reading this hoping for some kind of through-line or identifiable argument, but the thesis here seems to be “the movies I don’t like are stupid.” Which is a valid enough argument (most of us have probably made it at least once or twice), but probably doesn’t need 3,000 words to be made. Which is especially…

I don’t know if they’re “real horror” or whatever and I don’t care, but “Shaun of the Dead” is an awesome movie, “The Cabin in the Woods” is an awesome movie, “The Babadook” is an awesome movie, “You’re Next” is an awesome movie, and although I haven’t seen either, I’m sure I’ll like “It Follows” and “The Final Girls.”

good to know you’re a hot topic store manager / are planning some kind of mass shooting

How is 1995 these days?

I use the “I’ll time you trick” on my daughters all the time. Children are such adorable, glorious little morons.

Pop is a surly interview god, but no representative of the US national basketball team will ever top this Boobie Cousins gem.

Because some (most) people don’t have the flexibility to pick and choose employment to find a perfect fit. Sometimes a trans person needs to work at a shitty Wal-Mart to pay the bills and dammit, they don’t deserve crap from some shithead assistant manager who disagrees with their lifestyle.

“Houston is a city known for the diversity and exceptionalism of its hard working people. We are also a city that works to ensure that everyone is treated respectfully and fairly.”

You need to remember that MLB has been trying to speed up game play which results in Shin-Soo Choo. who was able to avoid mandatory military service in his native Korea by leading his national team to a gold medal at Asian Games, remaining in the batter’s box between pitches, while Russel Martin is overly focussed on…

Since it’s not on the list, I’m guessing you didn’t get to try any Peticolas, which is a shame. 2 of their regular beers are Top 5 beers for me (Velvet Hammer, Sit Down or I’ll Sit You Down), and the best beer I’ve ever had is also theirs (but is a variant on Velvet Hammer that they only break out for special events…

“discuss the failings of ESPN’s popular radio program, Mike and Mike, which to their minds suffers from vanilla, insular, wildly provincial humor, often with a big to-do about insubstantial ideas”

You don’t need a comma there.

Chokerghazi

I still feel comfortable saying the winner of TCU/Baylor will have one loss and not make the final four again.

Being upset about “white” being noted is tedious and, frankly, late. Reporters have taken great pains to note who is black, Asian or whatever else for decades. White was always the assumed default. If we’re going to call out race, for whatever reason, whiteness needs to noted too.