KinjaBot3000, ask your programmer to load you with more up-to-date arguments.

Oh, no, I was talking about you. I didn’t need a comma. You can’t read tone.

So close.

Well you do have a way with words.

Dude, please learn what apostrophes do.

Oh, this is so bitter.

Why do you think the helicopter was there?

Ah, so you don’t get jokes.

Because you answered his question with the correct answer, I have to wonder: did you think he actually thought McNair got those bruises from crawling out of his crypt? Do you not understand jokes or sarcasm?

Why?

“An inning after one of the wildest moments in playoff history put his team down 3-2,”

The roof has been closed the entire game.

Next person to comment some form of “Nah.” is getting shot. Believe that.

The West Wing was a very good show, and The Newsroom was unwatchable. At least try it.

Kyle, this was a petty-ass post.

If you explain sarcasm, then it’s not really sarcasm.

If you’re dead set on bunting in that situation, why would you not bring in a guy who can bunt? Or just let Desmond swing. Augie Garrido isn’t even this dedicated to the bunt.

I don’t get it. Can you explain?

Whoa, whoa, easy. It’s not even as good as TCU, let alone, you know, good schools.

If Billy Zabka were a university, it would be TCU.