Sloppy seconds bro!

No joke, that guy is retiring in about three games. (I refuse to check the schedule.) (His retirement party was before the game tonight and he got some sweet boots as his gift.)

You got ‘em!

Oh, an unintelligent Astros fan who’s more mad that their team over-performed in the first half of the season than one who can appreciate a future of contending.

This is strong denial.

God damn, dude, do you ever just turn off and act like a normal person?

Feel better now?

It’s a good thing you didn’t have a smart username, or somebody might think this post was out of character.

It takes most people years of therapy to find the source of their discontent. We found yours in a couple of comments. Hell of a breakthrough.

Oh no, I memed on the Internet!

So you’re staying they should stick to sports?

If you keep commenting, I’m sure everyone will come around to your side.

You’re defending Whitlock and Rovell? You sit in the middle of a shitty Venn diagram.

Replicated apparel might be the worst part of this very bad post.

But which state are they from??

Dammit, man, you’re supposed to tell me to fuck off.

This was never going to be funny, so just say it’s a coincidence and at least be right.

Caring is stupid.

You can blame Kinja, but this comment doesn’t make sense.

Hey man, eat a Snickers.