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There was a question about washing eyebrows. I shared a perspective on washing eyebrows. So, you’re welcome ...?

I tell you what, you find the first person who joked about Joe Flacco being elite, and me and everyone else who ever made that joke will go talk to them. We’ll discuss how it came to be, what do they thinks of its evolution, did they know it’d become a meme, have they met Flacco, do they like seeing it everywhere in

You missed the best part!

And all across America:

I haven’t seen scores like that since I played Cyberball.

This is par the course for this writer. Grab a salacious headline, support a weak thesis statement by lobbing various sized heaps of feces at the wall, and hoping something sticks. Started catching on to that when she tried to call that Miami Dolphin who swam several miles in the ocean a liar, just because she felt

Who in the hell names their kid Redacted?

sure the guy calmly told jordan that his girlfriend wasn’t a bitch and that he actually weighed 190, not 180. also, this was after he followed jordan into the bathroom.

Yup, you are correct. She sure is.

If you don’t understand tennis, remember these simple rules:

Oh, they split the regular-season series consisting of two games and won 60 games in the Eastern Conference?

Jimmy Kimmel and every other comedian has made jokes about almost every hobby or job under the sun. Skiing, swimming, model train building, backpacking, rock climbing, fellow comedians...the list is endless.

None of those other people lost their shit on the internet when he made a joke about them. Why is gaming so

The text messages. The fact that all QBs care a lot about the pressure of a ball. The fact that an almost minimum wage employee is not going to fuck with a QB’s balls without his say-so, because they’ll be fired in 2 seconds flat. The evasiveness. The obvious lying in his initial press conference. His demeanor during

Holy fuck this font sucks.

The thing I always find fascinating, as a non-TX native living in TX, about TX city rivalries is that people from Houston, San Antonio, etc. talk shit about Dallas all the time, but you rarely hear Dallas people originate the talk the other way. The isn’t, it seems to me, because they respect those cities and think

The Galveston Hurricane is the greatest and most terrible natural disaster in the history of the US because not only did it destroy Galveston, it essentially jump-started the growth of Houston.

DALLAS RULES EVERYONE ELSE SUXXXXXXXXX

How have you freaked out your fellow fantasy managers?

“Beginning in 2000, TCU dominated the Mountain West, regularly being the only team that could truly challenge the Broncos on a yearly basis.”

Well those numbers are a bit skewed and don’t tell the whole story! There was never an increase in the actual number of Nazis in the general population, but they found a great way to increase their percentage.