Shithead point guard Doug Gottlieb rang up a .457 FT in 124 college games. That makes him the worst white, low-scoring point guard in the history of the universe.  In addition to all his other failings.

That's a Euro step- Brexit style.

Just clarifying for those who assumed it was because of heart disease and obesity from eating their fatty foods. No, it was premeditated murder.

We were just in Japan and room service kept leaving out the pajamas during the nightly turn down.  There’s no way I’m wearing hotel pajamas.  The first night of our stay, there was an Earthquake Alert that blasted over the hotel loudspeakers in the middle of the night.  I stayed in bed, while my wife went out into the…

Not like that.

I bet you regret getting the Japanese symbol for “I can eat 50 eggs” tattooed on your left arm, huh?

It’s called Adolescent Gynecomastia. And it’s no fun, trust me.

its fine because shes black.

That’s like an ice cream man named Cone.

I’m surprised she told you about that.

Look at Bill Gates over here with a keyboard.

“TLDR: Female, know your place and keep quiet.”

Seems like a bad decision for a guy who now plays in a glass house.

or ICOGNITO. We know you are there, idiot.

Economic anxiety again rears its ugly head.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

College football coaches definitely never want to send a signal to anyone that if things get hard or if there’s a better opportunity out there, you should leave. College football coaches would never want to abandon a decision you make because “the grass is greener on the other side.” College football coaches are very…

You laugh, but that 11 year old just got a full ride at Duke.

If you know who stole Scottie Pippen’s tractors, please get in touch.

That’s why you never start your lead until the pitcher is on the rubber.