*also judges

Faith. That’s what it’s all about. Sometimes we go through these tough seasons in life. All of a sudden, a burger every night leads to explosive indigestion. Maybe she’s angry because you’ve refused to clean the bathroom 14 times now because it’s cold and you don’t want to take your leather gloves off, even for bed.…

When it comes to Sean Miller, ya gotta sweat the details.

That does seem like the logical person’s microphone to grab when one is struck by an impromptu urge to address the public.

I’m gonna use that blocked-ad revenue money to buy you some nice, soothing butt-salve, and a mohair washcloth with which to apply it. Because you’re worth it.

Ryan Harrison everyone.

I bet he pleated with them to reconsider.

1. Regular table salt usually means iodized salt which is... iodized, and also contains other chemicals such as anti-clumping agents and whatnot. These things affect the flavor, so yeah, they taste different

I’m so happy H. Chung kicked his ass.

not getting triggered on a deadspin post???

Nice try. But it’s 36 outside right now because it’s winter. You can’t just decide it’s a different season.

As far as I know, they have always been a bank.

In Mississippi you simply need to place a Confederate flag somewhere in or on the car and it becomes street legal.

Way to bury the lede. You mean Charlie Weis has actually had sex?

The power structures of football are such that people like Chris Kiffin and Charlie Weis Jr. continually find themselves being given opportunities because of the families they come from.

Or burn down her house...

Better than a new U2 album.

I think I’ve had my fill of rewarding jackass behavior with positions of power.

Not so much a Tokyo hack as a Japan hack. Get the Japan Rail app (Hyperdia) if you are using the trains. It will tell you the train number and platform you want which is way easier than trying to find it on the big signs. Saved my butt a few times as I would almost get on a train then double check the app and realize…

I’d prefer if they never shot the ball and only made smart bounce passes on offense while playing only zone defense on the other side of the ball, but they do usually play the game the right way.