Free sandwiches? I’m all about that.

That guy is clearly eating the apple he speared in the previous clip while spearing the orange. Either that, or he couldn’t wait to finish his lunch before getting back to his spearing.

When we were kids my parents took me and my brother to Medieval Times in Schaumburg. In an unusual move, they let both of us pick something out from the gift shop on our way out. We both ended up with wooden swords (natch), however, upon leaving the gift shop and returning to our Plymouth Voyager it was revealed that…

I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP READING. LET THAT BE THE ONLY THING YOU TAKE FROM THIS ARTICLE.

Gotta say, nothing goes better with some Za than about a thousand cold ones. Also love me some Chos and Top shelf Margs. Really living the Dream, you guys.

I’m guessing those Blue Lives Matters assholes are going to be conflicted as all hell. On the one hand, they’re going to argue that the drunk chick had it coming. On the other, black guy. Truly a Sophie’s choice situation for them.

Does that coach live in a van down by the river?

Bubb Rubb approves

Choke the Raven nevermore.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

You know what’s not easy on the eyes? That fucking hat.

:( But we’ve never even met.

Wow you actually did what he jokingly said someone would do.

He fucking sucks.

Why do they go with “Mad Pooper”?

I’m in a small village north of Baghdad in the middle of a minor fire fight and have been dealing with dysentery for a few weeks at this point. For whatever reason, I decide that being shot would be preferable to shitting in a box in the armored vehicle we’re in, as sitting in 110+ degree temperatures with a pile of…

One time, I was running while holding a corn snake

When I was 10 I clogged the employee toilet at OshKosh B’Gosh. I wasn’t running or anything, I just like telling that story. Poop got on the floor.

I, too, like reading the short articles before commenting.