If you were expecting him to wreck you would be mistaken. Usually a Bear only eats it when it is a monkey on a bike.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

Do not remove the catalytic convertors.

Tebow reached on a fielder’s choice...

yeah, that show looks weird

Like how did no one notice the beard? It looks like Glenn Close’s pubes.

there’s a guy outside who says he needs to be in here

But you’ll notice all the white guys get antsy when their girlfriends talk to the band.

Good enough.

“If somebody put they balls on your head, what are you supposed to do?”

Husky and Starch

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

“Oh, sure, but a white man uses every part of the chicken and people get all squeamish.” —Ronald McDonald

He’s not at all bothered by this. Now he can devote more time to his start up video game company.

I have a ton of respect for Sherman. After that whole talking trash after the game affair, where everyone said he was a thug and a bad role model, I looked him up to see what he’s about. The guy is a straight up excellent role model. I’d be overjoyed if my kid looked up to him.

I honestly hate that people think cars have to fall into one category or another. as if miatas have to have rollbars and tiny wheels added to be fun. if this was a 53 ford truck bagged and with visible body rust and other patina around you would probably like it. He is doing something different yes even for…

When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.