“I will see him in the Congo this summer so him and I will talk back home with nobody around us.”

So if Green gets suspended, OKC wins the series, and then Cleveland wins the finals, that would make Dahntay Jones the team MVP.

“A water bottle shower”

More like former coach.

Why isn’t this tagged “Life’s Rich Pageant”?

Don’t have a shitty stepfather

Doc really wanted that And .4

yep they are just alike

I love how the camera person focuses to the “legs” for a second before remembering Curry is still there.

never mind, thought i saw him. sorry guys

High school officials had their suspicions piqued when they overheard Johnathon discussing how he feels that although Nels Cline has been an amazing addition to Wilco, he just had not like the direction the band had been heading towards until Star Wars. But, man oh man, what an amazing return to glory. And it’s…

I think it’ll be fun to fuck with people on the internet by prefacing everything with “Millennials won’t remember but...” and just make shit up.

FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE.

my favorite part was when you backed up your thesis with science, mathematics, and hard evidence.

“Why did we even play the series after Golden State’s team plane went down in a fiery crash?”

He throws his hands up. Don’t you get it?

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

He actually didn’t apologize for lying he said some very crafted bullshit around the topic

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.