“I get a lot of emails from people about how gross farting the shower is...”

Would bang.

Oh, now you fucked up!! Now you fucked up!! Now you fucked up!!

Fuck you, MTSU

Probably just got a shoe lace tangled up in the pedals.

And in case the late comers don’t get it:

What does Kate Upton have to do with this? I guess Rick’s wife isn’t very hot.

WHY THE LONG FACE?!?!?

Hello, Ball!!!

Why did that poor zombie kid have to run around in his tightie whities?

I was just wondering the other day if there was a way to generate a roll call of the biggest nerds on Kinja. Nailed it.

Sam Casell was not allowed to compete in this forum - unfair advantage. True story: I was watching an NBA game once and the camera zoomed in on Casell as they were going to commercial. The sound system in the arena at the time was playing the music from the cantina scene in star wars. It was perfect.

What’s with the “Tread Lightly” sticker on the back bumper?

Didn’t anyone have a gun? This wouldn’t have gotten so out of control, you know, because an armed society is a polite society.

This is for bragging rights and would be a pretty stupid thing to cheat on.

No reason to cheat, other than the fact that this exploit has generated articles, page views, and lots of talk about the performance of a GTI. But of course VW has no interest in that. If they have no reason to cheat, they also have no reason to do this exercise at all....

Seriously. VW cheating a test? GET OUT OF HERE!! That’s crazy talk.

Sorry to say, but unless you gamble pretty heavily, you’re not getting jack shit comped for you at a sports book any longer. The salad days have ended.

Sometimes, when I read about things like this I realize there are SO MANY things going on in the world that I don’t even know about. And then I finish the article and realize I was OK not knowing.

Wait - why was the crowd doing donuts?