Crystal Pepsi got thrown right under the bus!

At first I thought that was the joke... then I read the next sentence and grew sad, because it definitely is not the /intended/ joke.

I read it as a fun way to make gay the "normative" group, by swapping the script. But it is /definitely/ possible I'm reading too much into it.

I feel this strange kinship with you... <3

Once upon a time, I brought only one bag with me. Then I got stuck when the steamdog pooped twice way out in some strange neighborhood I'd never walked him to before. Great day for an adventure!

I can't even imagine how enraged I'd be if they were doing it on my actual property, instead of shared apartment property. Blugh.

My dog poop rant just got think-of-the-starving-children-in-Africa'd. Does this mean I've really made it?

I've seen that mentioned before and want it so badly here. So so so badly.

I doubt my apartment manager would ever admit to reprimanding another pet owner, and while that's really as it should be, sometimes I wish I knew for a little personal satisfaction. <_<

Sometimes I see turdmines on the sidewalk in front of the bins, and I'm like, really? REALLY?

Holy shitballs that is amazing. It also gives me a potential outlet for my ridiculous urge to pick up all the dog poop when I see it. Does she just leave them out on the yard, or drop them on doorsteps?

I've now determined that having an off-leash chihuahua pooping all over the place is a universal constant for all apartment complexes, because mine has one too. This is DATA and SCIENCE.

Does this read as slut-shamey to anyone else? I mean, sorry that you're squicked out by having to imagine another couple's sex life, but you could always just not go.

I'm going stir-crazy wishing we already had a verdict in this, so to distract myself from burgeoning obsession, I choose to focus on a very small part of this article.

Just commenting to say that I love your choice of wording. Spot-on.

Pffahaahah COTD

Maybe to you, tattoos aren't that. For her, they are.

Appropriate screen name. Do you tell everyone who's expressing themselves that?

Mine cost, uh... one moment, looking up the cost of a marriage license in Seattle...