I have a close friend with a fistula bc of a chronic illness. I get that this is funny on the surface and I hate to be that downer but it's an awful thing to live with and I am sure this would help her a lot versus what she currently does to keep dry and clean.

GDs make good apartment dogs because they are enormous couch potatoes & they are truly gentle giants. They also drink out of the bathroom sink.

The videos are AMAZING. Flawless & Haunted are probably my favourites but there are SO MANY that it's hard to choose.

I'm a physician who has worked in the ER. When a patient is not in any danger, it is not competely inappropriate or unethical for a staff member to privately and anonymously find some small humor in them having munchies or other typical minor adverse reactions to drugs. I took very good care of a patient who…

Legality aside, it's not at all cool to give people pot without their knowledge or consent. A friend of mine was given a pot brownie without being told that it had pot in it. Three hours later he's calling the paramedics from the side of the highway because he's high as fuck and scared about it because he has no clue…

It seriously is. I hope nobody who ate the marijuanas was about to get their ninety day chip or something.

Yeah, being drugged without consent is really hilarious. Especially when it involves children.

Drugging people without their consent is wrong.

The original picture Lindy posted, made me think "wait, this is Jezebel, we shouldn't be judging people by the first photo we see of them." But then I saw Exhibit B...

FRIENDOMETRIUM

That's the part that terrifies me.

Oh. No. Please. I've seen how these wannabe beekeepers and chicken coop owners have managed those projects. I really don't want to give the same people firearms.

If you don't respect nature and can't safely handle a firearm stay out of the woods wannabe hunters.

So really, he should be an old hand at this sort of thing.

True. At least now that it's being applied to a a famous white person, we can all agree that it is stupid and hypocritical for a country in which pot is legal for some and not others.

I have a question for anyone who's familiar with DNRs or "last wishes" type of thing. Would it be possible for someone to specify that it would be ok to leave them on life support if it meant their fetus would live? Obviously this case is different, with a non-viable fetus, but I guess what I'm wondering is if most…

"We're going to rampantly encourage you to do irresponsible things and enable you to behave incredibly poorly for publicity and money, right up until a certain point that is completely invisible to you and then act super shocked and troubled and demand you need therapy" - Justin Bieber's Team

I assume you're about to grace us with your "Brad Pitt in Fight Club" abs, right? Maybe you should do that after you get your eyes checked cause you're seeing shit.

Hey, commenter. You're an idiot. Lose your idiocy.