Is anyone else living in dread of tomorrow? It's like all my hope has vanished and all that's left is a feeling of queasiness. And alcohol.

Yeah, I started using that response after encountering healthcare professionals in a children’s hospital who have the former attitude. It’s a little less likely to get me fired than “WTF is wrong with you?”

Let’s just drop that line for any scenario. There are people literally in prison who say “and I turned out all right.”

Perfection. And also I tend to notice that those people aren't really that great anyway. 

“Let me just casually toss the word liberal in here.”

I think we need to look at spanking like car seats. So many people hear “you shouldn’t spank your kids” and immediately get defensive because their parents spanked them, and if you aren’t supposed to, than that means that they had bad parents. But they love their parents, they couldn’t have been bad, so that must mean…

Seriously! Have you ever seen a little kid? They are LITTLE. And trusting and defenseless and dependent on adults to keep them safe.  Anyone who thinks it is okay to hit them has serious issues.

Never forget that letting perfect be the enemy of the good is exactly how we ended up with Agent Orange in the White House.

Politicians should be like cartons of milk and be labeled “Do not use after (this) date”

Have I mentioned Saudi Arabia is evil as fuck? And the GOP has been in bed with them for decades?

I have only commented on here like three times in 10 years, but I NEED to let you know that when I was a teenager, I had a vivid sex dream about Kelsey Grammar as Frasier Crane that took place in his apartment. It is both hilarious and deeply disturbing. I still feel deeply embarrassed about it.

I always wondered about the dynamics on that show. When one of his many ex-wives, Camille, was on “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” it made me think I should rewatch some old episodes of “Frasier”, because I’d only seen three or four in the original run.

Peri Gilpin, Jane Leeves, David Hyde Pierce and the late John Mahoney have been like family for years (Gilpin and Leeves are godmothers to each other’s kids, Pierce and Mahoney are/were godfathers to one of Leeves’ kids, Leeves and Gilpin and their respective husbands are next door neighbors, etc.) Notably missing…

I still can’t believe Trump played the song “Happy” on the same fucking day as the synagogue shooting. I know, I know, nothing Trump does should shock me at this point, but holy shit. As with so many other things about Trump, if you wrote that into a shitty screenplay for a shitty villain in a shitty…

Trump is like a cartoon villain. Even his appearance is repulsive, with that pock marked face and synthetic hair, on top of a blob of obeseity wearing a six foot red tie.

Bonus material: I was listening to Q last week and he was on to talk about his new jazz album (squeals). The host, Tom Power, does his intros and Goldblum starts talking...and he is pure “Jeff Goldblum”, almost to the point you’ll have to ask yourself whether it’s actually him to start, or an impersonator riffing his…

Marvelous suggestion.

Maybe a story that glorifies school shootings is not right for this era at all.

If they can’t air the show after tragic acts of gun violence, when is there going to be a time when they can air it? Like, when is there a time when there has been no recent gun violence?

Why wouldn’t you want to ruin someone’s life?