But how long till we get to say things like ‘trump card’ again without cringing? Is it never? It kinda feels like never.

I thought the Uncle Billy story was pretty humanizing actually, it was very evocative and well written I thought

This story is true, but names have been changed to protect my password verification questions.

Years ago, I was living in an apartment with my cat Coco. We lived there happily many years, but I wanted a dog too so I bought a house with a yard. Being an old fellow, Coco was upset by the move and was especially freaked…

Assuming the reality of UFOs—there are normally a lot of bugs making a cacophony at any given time, it’s creepy when they all go silent (trust me on this—I’ve heard all the bugs stop singing in unison a few times, though it never lasts long), but I have to assume that the tech that makes UFOs float also muffles sound,…

I read the comments just to see if anyone else commented on the header. I don’t think I can read Jezebel until it’s off the front page. Ughhhhh.

It’s pretty fucking irresponsible.

Who the hell thought this series was a good idea?

You might even say that she is....Woo, child, tired of the bullshit.

Why are we still reading about them here? I thought tubers were cancelled. The people spoke. 

Is this the meta conclusion to the thesis that cancelling something is truly pointless after all?

I also particularly hate the double act with Shane. Why do people keep watching their videos?

...why the fuck is Jezebel giving any attention to people like Jeffree Star and Jake Paul? And why the fuck is this the only place that I ever hear about them?

Wasn’t there a vote to cancel the pink-haired youtubes super-villains, and their ‘influencer’ ilk?

I will be perfectly ok if I never hear about Walmart Liberace or his cheap ass Halloween makeup again.

I’m more interested in Jefreeeee’s choice to look like Dollar Store Cruella de Vil.

Well spayed.

So you could say it’s box office take has been neutered?

Many people are saying that. Great people. The best people. 

“Unprecedented”??? “Solemnity”??? No way he wrote this. My guess - Barron is studying for the SATs.

Or that people hate Trump for no good reason. I hate Trump, with the power of a thousand red hot suns, but I hate him for the way he behaves, constantly denigrating, befouling, and destroying his office; engaging in petty personal vendettas; and shredding our institutions and norms; and acting like a dictator.

Nah, just condemned them to starve. (Unless there’s even more bad news today???)