steakhousefunyun
steakhousefunyun
steakhousefunyun
Nov 16
28

But how long till we get to say things like ‘trump card’ again without cringing? Is it never? It kinda feels like never.

Oct 9
82

This story is true, but names have been changed to protect my password verification questions.

Years ago, I was living in an apartment with my cat Coco. We lived there happily many years, but I wanted a dog too so I bought a house with a yard. Being an old fellow, Coco was upset by the move and was especially freaked Read more

Oct 7
19

Assuming the reality of UFOs—there are normally a lot of bugs making a cacophony at any given time, it’s creepy when they all go silent (trust me on this—I’ve heard all the bugs stop singing in unison a few times, though it never lasts long), but I have to assume that the tech that makes UFOs float also muffles sound, Read more

Oct 6
25

I read the comments just to see if anyone else commented on the header. I don’t think I can read Jezebel until it’s off the front page. Ughhhhh.

Jan 6 2020
15

You might even say that she is....Woo, child, tired of the bullshit.

Jan 3 2020
49

Why are we still reading about them here? I thought tubers were cancelled. The people spoke. 

Is this the meta conclusion to the thesis that cancelling something is truly pointless after all?

Jan 3 2020
19

I also particularly hate the double act with Shane. Why do people keep watching their videos?

Jan 3 2020
90

...why the fuck is Jezebel giving any attention to people like Jeffree Star and Jake Paul? And why the fuck is this the only place that I ever hear about them?

Jan 3 2020
65

Wasn’t there a vote to cancel the pink-haired youtubes super-villains, and their ‘influencer’ ilk?

Jan 3 2020
100

I will be perfectly ok if I never hear about Walmart Liberace or his cheap ass Halloween makeup again.

Jan 3 2020
30

I’m more interested in Jefreeeee’s choice to look like Dollar Store Cruella de Vil.

Dec 29 2019
117

So you could say it’s box office take has been neutered?

Dec 5 2019
59

Or that people hate Trump for no good reason. I hate Trump, with the power of a thousand red hot suns, but I hate him for the way he behaves, constantly denigrating, befouling, and destroying his office; engaging in petty personal vendettas; and shredding our institutions and norms; and acting like a dictator. Read more